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mort13
Egg
United Kingdom
88 Posts |
 Posted - 14/09/2011 : 10:46:54
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....and up to now I've been musked on,struck at,hissed at and constricted.
Nothing however could prepare me for what happened this morning. Picture the scene: The kids have gone school,the house is lovely and quiet,I've settled down with a brew and some coursework when all of a sudden I hear a noise.
Yep,Vader farted and it was LOUD Totally cracked me up,I've been sat here on my own laughing away like some loon!! |
1.0.0 MBK,1.0.0 California King snake, 4.3.0 Corn snakes, 1.0.0 T-Albino Cape House snake,
1.1.0 True Olive House snake,0.1.0 Western Hognose,1.0.0 Royal Python,1.0.0 Sonoran Dwarf Boa,
0.0.1 Occelated Skinks,1.0.0 Leopard Gecko,0.0.1 Horned Frog,
0.1.0 Congo Green Mantis,0.1.1 G.rosea,0.1.0 G.porteri, 0.0.1 H.spinifer
1.0.0 C0ckatiel,1.0.0 Guinea pig
R.I.P Echo,my sweet girl |
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kdlang
Egg
50 Posts |
Posted - 14/09/2011 : 11:19:28
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| pmsl thanks you have just brightened up my morning too. Good job you didn't have guests. Try explaining that one lol |
0.1.0 cali king
5.4.0 corns
1.1.0 Hognose
0.1.0 Cat
1.0.0 Foster puppy
www.support-dogs.org.uk |
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Emmajayne
Hatchling
United Kingdom
166 Posts |
Posted - 14/09/2011 : 13:59:44
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| HAHAH I actually laughed when i read this! |
0.0.1 Leopard Gecko - Toby
1.0.0 Crested Gecko - Hector
0.0.1 Banded Cali King - Murray
1.0.0 Pastel Dwarf Boa - Dave
1.0.0 Black Long Haired Cat - Pixie
0.1.0 Grey Tabby Cat - Ariel
2.0.0 Rats - Gizmo and Rocky R.I.P
     
Soon to come:
1.0.0 Very Cute Puppy - Luka
"Humans are so interesting. In this world of infinate wonders
they have managed to invent boredom" ---- Terry Pratchet |
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Gmac
TKS Grumpy Scots Admin
United Kingdom
754 Posts |
Posted - 14/09/2011 : 20:07:43
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| superb :D |
9.6 Corns, 1.0 Bci, 2.1 Royals, 1.1 king snakes, 0.0.1 milksnake, 1.1 black rat snakes, 1.2 Beardies, 1.0 shovelface
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deadmansfinger
Moderator
United Kingdom
597 Posts |
Posted - 14/09/2011 : 20:12:55
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| Yeh yeh, blame the snake, lol! |
1.0 Milksnake
3.3 Kingsnakes
1.1 Royal Python
1.2 Cornsnakes
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mort13
Egg
United Kingdom
88 Posts |
Posted - 14/09/2011 : 22:08:50
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Glad its given you a giggle. He's now affectionately known as Trumpy Bum lol 
It definitely was Vader that trumped,although if by accident I did ever pop one out I know I can blame it on him from now on!  |
1.0.0 MBK,1.0.0 California King snake, 4.3.0 Corn snakes, 1.0.0 T-Albino Cape House snake,
1.1.0 True Olive House snake,0.1.0 Western Hognose,1.0.0 Royal Python,1.0.0 Sonoran Dwarf Boa,
0.0.1 Occelated Skinks,1.0.0 Leopard Gecko,0.0.1 Horned Frog,
0.1.0 Congo Green Mantis,0.1.1 G.rosea,0.1.0 G.porteri, 0.0.1 H.spinifer
1.0.0 C0ckatiel,1.0.0 Guinea pig
R.I.P Echo,my sweet girl |
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Sta~ple
Hatchling
United Kingdom
432 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2011 : 08:34:20
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| Was it a nice wet squelshy sounding one? XD |
  
A very special super, duper thanks for K :3 |
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mort13
Egg
United Kingdom
88 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2011 : 12:55:39
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| No,it sounded quite dry considering what followed! Just loud and long lol. |
1.0.0 MBK,1.0.0 California King snake, 4.3.0 Corn snakes, 1.0.0 T-Albino Cape House snake,
1.1.0 True Olive House snake,0.1.0 Western Hognose,1.0.0 Royal Python,1.0.0 Sonoran Dwarf Boa,
0.0.1 Occelated Skinks,1.0.0 Leopard Gecko,0.0.1 Horned Frog,
0.1.0 Congo Green Mantis,0.1.1 G.rosea,0.1.0 G.porteri, 0.0.1 H.spinifer
1.0.0 C0ckatiel,1.0.0 Guinea pig
R.I.P Echo,my sweet girl |
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Constrictor
Snake Mite
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Posted - 08/12/2011 : 11:53:58
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Originally posted by mort13
No,it sounded quite dry considering what followed!
Haha, absolute lout! Well it sounds like he'd run out of options attack wise, time for biological warefare! That is one cunning king snake! |
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I was warned about kings....
